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November 26, 2008 at 9:31 pm
November 29, 2008 at 8:17 am
Wtf? why after she has the baby, she still looks pregnant….i mean this is bad filming, she should have atleast taken out the pillow from her shirt after the baby was born, i mean come on
November 29, 2008 at 8:25 am
November 29, 2008 at 8:51 am
wtf?
“The girls talk to my breasts, touch them in the morning”
“they even have names for the breasts”
November 30, 2008 at 2:44 am
damn…i cant believe midgets/dwarves/little people dont have there own link
November 30, 2008 at 3:24 am
midget Habeeb Patel breakdancing…sure is a small smiley guy
November 30, 2008 at 10:12 am
holy sardine
bop bop bop
“lemme keep grabbing that shark spray, even though im holding it”
kabloo wee, shark explodes
ha
December 1, 2008 at 4:44 am
December 1, 2008 at 9:08 am
December 1, 2008 at 5:34 pm
December 3, 2008 at 5:47 am
Silent library 4, and japanese game shows!! from Vicky pang
December 4, 2008 at 6:20 am
December 4, 2008 at 6:23 am
ha, you dont have to post these…hes good
December 9, 2008 at 8:06 pm
why do niggers call white people “honkies”?
thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!
whats the most confusing day in the hood?
Father’s Day
Bid is so black that when he touches himself it looks like black on black violence
December 9, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The mace.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
The snow tire doesn’t sing when you put it in chains.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
December 9, 2008 at 8:36 pm
what do you get when you breed a nigger and a spic?
A thief thats too lazy to steal
December 10, 2008 at 7:56 pm
you know you tell everybody your going to vegas
so then the day you come back the pic of the day is a horny devil instead of the dozens of prositutes you employeed over the weekend
I dont think im ther only one thats thinking this but once againn it falls on my shoulders to to say what no one else has the courage to
A COUPLE HIGH CLASS HOOKERS WOULD REALLY BRING THIS SITE TO A WHOLE N’OTHER LEVEL
there i said my part now the ball is in your court
keep in mind i enjoy petite brunettes and and underage phillipino whores
December 10, 2008 at 8:00 pm
if there are any other minorities that feel left out of my bigoted hate speech please let me know and i will include your sub-species in my next post
fucking animals
December 11, 2008 at 6:00 am
If anyone talks to my Cliffy poo let him know he left his leopard thong at my house and his school boy outfit i bought him too. And let him know im sorry about little johnny he ment nothing to me his parents didn’t approve of our relationship and you pretending your a little boy is good enough for me. And don’t worry cliffy I’m still going to buy you teeth for christmas but you have to promise you will take them out when you do that thing you do so well..!!! oohhwee i got to stop all this talk its getting me worked up. I’m going to go back to watching the tapes of the grade school wrestling team i used to coach. Nothing like greased up little boys to make a man violate his parole.So call me cliffy i got your x-mas bonus waiting for you but you got to earn it my ebony prince!!!! love your favorite petifile pauly the perv grube.
December 11, 2008 at 6:01 am
If anyone talks to my Cliffy poo let him know he left his leopard thong at my house and his school boy outfit i bought him too. And let him know im sorry about little johnny he ment nothing to me his parents didn’t approve of our relationship and you pretending your a little boy is good enough for me. And don’t worry cliffy I’m still going to buy you teeth for christmas but you have to promise you will take them out when you do that thing you do so well..!!! oohhwee i got to stop all this talk its getting me worked up. I’m going to go back to watching the tapes of the grade school wrestling team i used to coach. Nothing like greased up little boys to make a man violate his parole.So call me cliffy i got your x-mas bonus waiting for you but you got to earn it my ebony prince!!!! love your favorite petifile pauly the perv grube. xoxo
December 11, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Yes Mike –Underage Philippine girls are the best. Cheap and no clean up to worry about. You don’t even have to shave them like the underage Russian girls.
December 11, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Why do Mexicans eat burritos on X-man morning?
It gives them something to unwrap
Why don’t they hold the Olympics in Mexico?
Everyone who can run, jump and swiim are already here
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Liver alone–Cheese my sister
December 11, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Have you ever seen Bid with a black and blue mark??
December 13, 2008 at 5:12 am
It’s tamales not burritos… not to get technical or anything =]
December 13, 2008 at 5:20 am
Yea tell him Foodyall! Doug is very funny in the pants! Regardless if they are tamales or burritos, they both go in and come out the same ends!
December 13, 2008 at 5:36 am
Haha that is quite true! Excellent point.
December 13, 2008 at 5:47 am
Some would also say that they also look the same before & after!
December 15, 2008 at 3:55 am
Why do niggers get hit by more cars in the winter?? they’re easier to spot.
December 17, 2008 at 4:31 pm
so food all your gonna correct my aryan brother doug huh
and it would take a fat bitch to know the distintion between a tamale and a burrito
you have to know your place and that is that our lord and savior jesus christ created you for our entertainment. so never forget that.
so unless you have some hate speech to post no one and i mean no one
wants to hear about what you stuffed your fat face with.
ps russ is a chubby chaser u should e-mail him
December 17, 2008 at 4:37 pm
This Mike Ohsea has much hate in him. I think he needs a threesome with a beautiful woman of color and a midget!
December 18, 2008 at 3:16 am
December 18, 2008 at 3:17 am
December 20, 2008 at 2:29 am
Hey there,
Great website. Had a blast during my visit. I bookmarked this site.
http://susanimate.spaces.live.com
December 20, 2008 at 2:44 am
I’m glad you got blasted during your visit! Next time have an orgasm!
December 20, 2008 at 3:37 am
Tamales or burritos ? All chico food is the same shit. The only difference is the shell. Like my cock, hard or soft.
December 20, 2008 at 3:40 am
Hey Russ–save the woman and the midget for me. Sounds like a real treat.
December 20, 2008 at 4:07 am
ha ha I’ve seen your dick a couple Halloween’s ago – definitely too big for the midget!
December 20, 2008 at 6:37 am
wow this website is great!! i feel at ok about wanting to have sex with midgets. THANKS SHOW CASE OF THE BIZZARE you make me feel ok about liking racist jokes or just anything that is offensive!! i think im going to get it on with a nigger and fuck a midget for xmas!!And you made it all possible and im not a paid actor!!
December 20, 2008 at 6:44 am
And doug i have no idea why you showed rus your cock and i dont know why rus let you show it to him but your both fucking homos in my book.. if you have any comments for me please do tell.. call me some names or something defend your selfs!!
December 20, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Bob–Jealousy will get you nowhere. By the way Bob-do you have a friend called Neal? Bob and Neal? How cute. haha
December 20, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Tom–I’m glad we could make your Christmas better. Make sure you wear your Santa hat when your pumping that midget from behind. HoHoHo
December 22, 2008 at 7:05 am
Hey Bob–You have a book with a list of homos? Tell me Bob, have you fucked ALL those guys in your book. Some Wilt Chamberlain you are huh?
December 22, 2008 at 7:09 am
How do you fit 100 Jews in a VW? Put em in the ashtray.
December 22, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Shit Doug I’m A muthafuckin Player!!!! You don’t know who your talking to. Your just some honkey ass cracker muthafucka!! and tom you need that ebony princess and a midget i can make that happen before x-mas lowest prices in chicago!!!
December 23, 2008 at 4:21 am
Hey Bobby Boy. I got something you can put on your cracker. And Bob when you get done fuckin the princess and midget tell them to come back. They’re mine!! You know Bob, I have the lowest prices in town anyway. You want to play with something Bob, I’ll give you something to play with.
Boy Bob, You really make yourself out to be a real bad-ass don’t you?
December 29, 2008 at 3:57 am
Doug are you flirting with me? I’m flattered you want a piece of some darkmeat you don’t strike me as a gay man, but i am all that is man a perfect ebony prince. Doug please stop calling me buy my slave name it’s Sir Bob or Mr. Boyd or My stage name “Bobby Long Dong Boyd” “BLDB” I make Peter North look like he’s got a fat babies dick.Doug i didn’t know you are in the business you be getting them snow bunnies we should do some business it will be ebony and ivory working together people will have the best off both worlds! We should get some animals involved we can showcase it on this website I’m seeing dollar signs!! Think about it A donkey a goat maybe a few apes some midgets that would be a interesting orgy let me know if interested?? SHIT!! Hit me up snowflake.
December 29, 2008 at 4:52 pm
God Bobby Boy you must be old as fuck to have a slave name. You went from pickin cotton to pimping? What progress you have made. I’m proud of you sonny. And Bob. I’m a bit more in the ebony section. There’s nothing like mixing the races right Bob? As for the anilmals, you can handle that department. I’m sure you have the experience dealing with beastiality. Well Bob, hope you have a great Kwanza and a Happy New Year. Don’t forget to invite the midget.
December 31, 2008 at 8:11 pm
First of all, doug, its not beastiality. its inter-species erotica. get it right. we obviously dont wana come off as offensive here. n while were on the subject, i highly recommend a squirrel. theres nothing more exciting than seein a squirrels lower body expand while you penetrate it, especially around the holidays. so anyway, heres a little riddle for u crazy son of a bitches:
what do barack obama and JFK have in common?
-nothin yet!
LATER
December 31, 2008 at 11:45 pm
January 2, 2009 at 7:54 am
the host is trying his hardest not to laugh at this dummy!
January 2, 2009 at 8:27 am
January 4, 2009 at 1:03 am
E.T was a retard too!
January 12, 2009 at 9:26 pm
to all you fuckin perverted assholes who view this website. you all need a life. niggas and spics, niggas and spics, that’s fucked up! you have nothin better to talk about.. i do agree though, i hate niggas too… just wanted to see what the big deal is about DASHOWCASE !!! love you all